I found another choose your own adventure story online. It’s on Wooopedia and has several options to kill your miserable self. Half of the choices haven’t been written yet but still it made me laugh and killed all of three minutes. Plus it’s got lines like:
It turns out that The DJ was full of explosives. he ate them to get high. This world is full of suffering.
Brilliant.
No no no NO I refuse to read the ending until I read the rest of the middle and damn you for almost spoiling it.
Wrong post. Imagine me saying that one entry up.
You’ll be waiting a damn long time then, bordering on forever at the rate I’m writing.